Um..20 minutes is kind of awhile. Lol.
And what are we even downloading here Dish Network?
#tv , #lol , #dishnetwork
For a midnight snack my health conscious roommate is eating carrots…
And I am eating carrot cake.
Mexican man: You know its not fair how we let you Americans in our country, but we have to get a visa just to visit yours.
Me: Well I mean…I know a bunch of guys in San Diego that skipped the visa part and somehow got in anyway. Lol.
Mexican man: I just hate Americans you guys are so unfair.
Me: Well thats awesome..you do realize you’re telling an American..how you hate Americans…yet you expect me to sympathize. However, I do suppose it works out for you due to the fact you dislike us so much you have no reason to visit. :o)
This young man at the library randomly leaned over and sniffed me…then proceeded to say creepy weird things. SOO…my big question is, since when did weirdos hang out at the library?? My mother always said, “Don’t go to the bar to find a man, go to the library!” After my experience tonight…I beg to differ.
Guy: I live my life by only one quote, “You always lose money chasing women..but you never lose women chasing money.” So make your choice, if thats a problem…
Me: I’m quite sad to hear you chose that stupid quote to live your life by. Lol especially because you seem to have the funny idea that money is the only important thing in life…but I suppose you would think that.. you’re just a boy :o)
Location: Seattle restaurant
Asian lady: Hi table for three.
Me: Okay it will be just one moment..what’s your name?
Asian Lady: My name is Pooed on.